by BulldogFord65 » Now Just for Fun!!
Those Questions No One Can Answer
Why does rain drop and snow falls?
What disease did cured ham have?
What's the difference between unique and very unique?
We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny?
When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered?
Can you cry under water?
Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels?
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Mother's Dictionary, Part Three...
SWEATER: Magically charmed article of clothing that can ward away colds, flu and even pneumonia.
SUNDAY BEST: Attractive, expensive children's clothing made of a fabric which attracts melted chocolate and grape juice.
TEACHER CONFERENCE: A meeting between Mom and that person who has yet to understand her child's "special needs."
TERRIBLE TWO'S: Having both kids at home all summer.
"THAT WAY": How kids shouldn't look at moms if they know what's good for them. Also applies to how they talk.
TOWELS: See "FLOOR COVERINGS"
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A Mother's Dictionary, Part Two...
GARBAGE: A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself.
GENIUSES: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids.
GUM: Adhesive for the hair.
HAMPER: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing.
HANDI-WIPES: Pants, shirt-sleeves, drapes, etc.
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(Dinar Recaps note: In Honor of Mothers in Dinarland......Happy Mothers day)
A Mother's Dictionary, Part One...
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.
ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.
APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
BABY: 1) Dad, when he gets a cold. 2) Mom's youngest child, even if he's 42.
BATHROOM: a room used by the entire family, believed by all (except Mom) to be self-cleaning
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RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!
1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
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wisewarrior] goin4broke this is for you.....written by our dear friend AVERY'S GRANDPA
[wisewarrior] THE 12 STEPS OF DINARVILLE
1. We admitted we were powerless over Intel and the Gurus Fairy tales and that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that Dinar intel was a power greater than ourselves and could drive us to insanity and prescription medication and lots of alcohol.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Dinar Gurus as we understood them.
4. Made searching for hopium a career choice and lost oodles of days and nights in the interim.
5. Admitted to my computer and to myself I couldn’t stop searching out more worthless intel by the Gurus for more than 15 minutes in a shot.
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You Know There’s Been A Currency Exchange When…
By Visionary1
You know there’s been a Currency Exchange when…
The conference call prompter says…”There is one caller on the line…”
You know there’s been a Currency Exchange when…
If after 10 minutes on a site you realize you’re been chatting to yourself…
You know there’s been a Currency Exchange when…
Your co-worker says… “Take this job and shove it” via text message…
You know there’s been a Currency Exchange when…
If you’ve been asked to take a sobriety test and you’re not inebriated
You know there’s been a Currency Exchange when…
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Justaguy, Thank you for all your creativity and for making us all smile today~The Dinar Recaps Team!
[justaguy] The 12 Days of RV: 12 dealers selling, 11 mods a greeting, 10 members snarking, 9 gurus guessing, 8 are we there yets, 7 pages crashing, 6 anytime now, 5 Golden Dreams, 4 calling rv's, 3 wild rumors, 2 absolute lies, And an RV that still hasn't come
[justaguy] Twas the night before r.v., when all through the room. Not a member was stirring, it was still as a tomb. Our Dinars were packaged all with great care. In hopes that LaGarde would soon clear the air.
When out on the net there arose such a clatter. Our search engines looked to see what was the matter. I went to my Windows I typed like a flash. Tore open my websites to look for my cash.
It sprang from the sites, the news was a wonder. Doublecheck all the info in case of a blunder. But I heard them exclaim and the news was so rife. "Happy R.V. to all, and to all a good life."
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This is not Dinar related so if you are ONLY interested in the Dinar and rumors then you have the option of passing over this one -- but YES we do have a Humor Category and this story is real funny – and it is “real” not rumor
We hope you enjoy the story - it has circulated over the past couple of years but we still get a good chuckle when we read it again -- it is the season -- Mating season as well as hunting - Be careful –
One state has already stated - "In the last couple of weeks, we've been averaging 2 - 3 deer a day that have been hit by a vehicle"— (Two more stories and Links at the end)
Roping a Deer
Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well, and tried this!
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.
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