"Don't call the banks" understandable for all.
The south: Dont use the ringy box to call the give me money store.
New York: Dont be callin Guido at the bank, just forgetta bout it.
England: I say ratha than bother the banker let us have a spot of tea instead.
Australia: Alright you wallabes don't call the bank ya wanker.
Texas: Touch the phone and I'll shoot your dialing finger off.
Hollywood: Tell my people not to, let's have lunch, who loves ya.
Florida: Frank did you call yet, I told you Martha I'll get to it. You kids get off my lawn.
Afghanistan: I said wait we'll kidnap the president of the bank when jonny says it's a go.
Canada: Don't call now the curling championship is on, eh.