justaguy]  A do not call the bank notice for various regions

"Don't call the banks" understandable for all.

The south: Dont use the ringy box to call the give me money store.

New York: Dont be callin Guido at the bank, just forgetta bout it.

England: I say ratha than bother the banker let us have a spot of tea instead.

Australia: Alright you wallabes don't call the bank ya wanker.

Texas: Touch the phone and I'll shoot your dialing finger off.

Hollywood: Tell my people not to, let's have lunch, who loves ya.

Florida: Frank did you call yet, I told you Martha I'll get to it. You kids get off my lawn.

 Afghanistan: I said wait we'll kidnap the president of the bank when jonny says it's a go.

Russia: Nyet!!!!

Canada: Don't call now the curling championship is on, eh.