Could YOU be a Bashanista? There is hope Are you a Bashanista?
A Simple Quiz

Do you find it difficult to disregard an intel post with which you may disagree?

Have you been kicked, suspended or banned from any chatroom or website?

Do posts from Jonnywg, BellaGrits or Freeway Bill make you froth at the mouth like a rabid squirrel?

Does the very sight of the name “Okie” send you into uncontrollable convulsions?

Have you ever posted the comment “no comment”?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then through no fault of your own*, you may be suffering from a recently identified condition with the clinical name Lambasticus Maxbashamus
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This condition is characterized by the inane, yet irresistable need to post critical, sometimes inflammatory responses to posts containing “Rumtel”. In some acute cases, the person reposting the information is also victimized.

There is Hope
In a landmark study conducted by the researchers at Dinar University, in conjunction with the Association of Un-Associated Dinar Websites, a break-through has been achieved. “Bashanistas” no longer have to suffer in anonymity. You can have your life back again.

The wonder treatment Lessbasharex is now available in tablet form. Used in a strictly controlled daily schedule, alongside an approved diet and exercise regimen**, the results can be nothing short of miraculous.

You can be happy once again, free to peruse all posts and chats with confidence. You can go back to those care free months when no post or chat of rumtel infringed upon your mental and emotional well being.

Disclaimer; Results may vary. Side effects may include, but are not limited to nausea and vomiting, diarrhea, blurred vision, shortness of breath, stiffness of joints, especially fingers. Cold sweats, night sweats, Some study participants reported listlessness, dizziness and intermittent cravings for escargot. Do not use if you are currently using any other medication, including Rum, Tequila or vitamins. Do not hold small children as you may experience weakness in arms and legs and loss of motor skills.

Some men experienced excessive hair growth in ears, nose and back.
Others reported a new understanding of articles translated by Google and Bing, some extreme cases even understood “watermelon” and “babysit”.


Some women experienced excessive water retention one week out of four. A larger percentage reported a deep disdain for Hybrid cars and elected Democrats.

*The study found 10% of cases were attributed to environment. 90% of cases were attributed to genetic makeup. (Commonly referred to as natural born BLEEP)

**Trips from the computer to the bathroom, to the fridge, back to the computer are not considered approved regimens

Ask a Site Moderator if Lessbasharex is right for you.

Yes. You CAN be you again!
If you suspect that a friend or loved one is suffering from this debilitating condition, call, 1-BASHANISTA


Recaps is opening this post for comments and hope you will be able to have fun with this in a respectful manner. Thank you.

 


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rseals64
06/29/2012 9:56am

rofl. you forgot one symptom. blindness from staring at the screen to long waiting for the darn thing to rv !

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vicsclicks
06/29/2012 9:57am

I don't have a full blow case of Lambasticus Maxbashamus yet, but just in case I want to order a case of this stuff. Just reading this post gave me some much needed relief. LOL

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06/29/2012 10:02am

I think my wife could use some help,every time she hears OKIE she goes bananas

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Bnbalways
06/29/2012 10:18am

Thanks in needed a goog laugh this AM that was great😂

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Dinar Recaps
06/29/2012 10:26am

VERY Very funny

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06/29/2012 10:47am

I find myself getting up in the middle of the night for bathroom purposes or for a drink of water when I make a small dotour to the computer thinking I may have missed out on some thing real big. Ha

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Janet
06/29/2012 10:49am

Thanks for the Giggles!

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Bunky
06/29/2012 10:56am

Fantastic sence of humor! Love it

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06/29/2012 11:16am

Very funny post. I am not a Bashanista, but I have had the unpleasure of being dealt the wrath from a few Bashanistas. I am very happy to hear that there could be a cure for the Bashanista disease, so I might forward this link to a few of these hit with the disease. Meantime, it's good to know there are still many Kindanistas out there in DinarLand.

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06/29/2012 11:30am

NO COMMENT........ (brilliant, brilliant, brilliant... oh, and did I say hilarious?)

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06/29/2012 11:35am

Can I get a shot for it ?

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namvet68
06/29/2012 11:39am

Please do not confuse the symptoms of Lambasticus Maxbashamus with those of Opticaldinarrectitis. If you find you are developing a disdain for all dinar intel as well as a crappy outlook for the dinar investment, it is possible you may be suffering from Opticaldinarrectitis. This occurs when the dinar investment causes your optic nerve to cross with your rectal nerve.

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DrBob
06/29/2012 11:51am

ALERT!

It is imperative you seek the advice of a professional. There is a counterfeit version of Lessbasharex being sold under the street name of “Chill Pill”. Results are highly unpredictable. Some patients have reported becoming “WAY too agreeable”. Please consult your Site Moderator and do not be fooled by cheap imitations. DrBob

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06/29/2012 11:57am

No Comment...lol. This was great...very creative.

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06/29/2012 12:24pm

How about dinar-areah and guru-areah? The first is an ailment that is caused by spending money you don't have on more dinar in anticipation of a pending high rv. The latter is caused by having unprotected chat with too many gurus. The former is messy but the latter is down right life threatening. The cure for the former is a good dose if reality-ax taken daily till it clears up. The latter can only be cured by massive doses of truth-acyllam and requires complete abstinence from the chat and blogs to be effective. Both of these ailments are proceeded by a severe case of dinar-orisis. The symptoms of this ailment are a severe itch to bye more dinar followed by scabby patches caused by scratching your head and asking yourself why. This can be cleared up with a liberal application of intelligence-o-mind. But the most fatal of all these ailments is congestive blind-adduration disorder. This will ultimately lead to death of mind and soul. There is no cure for this.

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The Dogman
06/29/2012 12:38pm

Does this new treatment also cure my skin condition diagnosed as RVTOSUS. I'm breaking out all over.

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jan7
06/29/2012 12:45pm

wish everyone remembered "do unto others..." , never commented before but read daily and appreciate all the work that goes into keeping track of EVERYTHING and then translating it so we can understand what's happening. keep up the good work!!! Blessings!

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psquires
06/29/2012 3:16pm

We need to be careful however in labeling those who wish only to have a conversation about rumtel, information, etc by asking questions, some of which may seem negative, and looking for information to support, substantiate, clarify, and correlate that which has been said. Sometimes it appears that when tough questions are asked of providers, the response is to bash the percieved basher, not for bashing really but for asking questions that may be too difficult to answer or creat even more questions that perhaps cannot be answered. It seems to boil down to the egos involved and whether or not a person is willing to concede that their information may not be accurate or even true when viewed in the broad spectrum of what is going on. Likewise, some individuals seem only interested in causing trouble by asking silly or even inane questions to satisfy their own egos by feeling superior for asking questions that may not even be answerable.
MY SUGGESTION FOR PEACE IN DINARLAND:

DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR OR JUST TURN IT OFF AND DON'T EVER GO BACK THERE!! GET PROFESSIONAL HELP FOR YOUR ADDICTION TO CONFLICT AND ARGUMENT.

PLEASE BE SURE ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING TO PEOPLE AND NEVER, NEVER, NEVER MAKE A COMMENT THAT MIGHT BE WRONG OR MISLEADING. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE STANDING AT THE PODIUM AT A NATIONAL CONVENTION AND YOU FIND YOURSELF ENJOYING ALL THE ATTENTION, BACK OFF, SIT DOWN, RECENTER YOURSELF AND ASK WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WHY YOU ARE DOING IT!

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Somewhere in MT
06/29/2012 4:56pm

Busted! Guilty on all accounts. Additionally, I go bonkers whenever I hear a supposed Guru with a 4th grade vocabulary and who can't seem to find spell check, prognostics some outrageous rate or says it RV'd weeks/months ago. I have a hard time believing they have "intel" from some 3 letter agency or highly placed confidential person who is sharing with them info about the financial policies of Iraq or the IMF. Every time I hear, "Make sure you are ready" I kick the dog, who now hides under the table and soils the carpet every time I come out of the computer room. Please tell me who could possibly be not ready ? I have gone through 4 monitors this year, seems they are sensitive and don't recover well from a 357 mag shot. My neighbors think I have tourette syndrome from the profanity they occasionally hear and the fact that my right eye twitches a lot when I repeatedly read that "all is good, there is no bad news to report, it could be any minute now." I am of the AYN (any Year now) persuasion.
Thanks for the clever and humorous post and the opportunity to rant since I am banned for life from most blogs.
FYI, FIB in Montana has sent out letters to those who have purchased IQD from them, saying since all the bad news on the IQD they are willing to buy back from now until Sep 1. After that, they say they will no longer deal in the dinar. Makes you wonder if they are looking to pad their balance sheet ?

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TCink
06/29/2012 5:15pm

It's not funny...it models reality!!!!:):):)

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Rubyred
06/29/2012 9:27pm

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT !!!!!!
Where is Bella Grits?? Someone tell her that we are adding new words to this RV class. The person who wrote this needs to be the valedictorian in this class.

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06/30/2012 12:16am

I will continue to prefer checking up on the latest information once a week,or so, for a couple of hours by treating this situation like an addiction by using forced moderation.And when I see comments from individuals who are having a bad day ( some continuously),I will continue to contribute thier attitude(s) to normal human nature,and remind myself that I am not perfect either.I don't wear my rose coloured glasses often,but I do bring them with me,on occassion,when visiting "Dinarland".

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